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13-09-2006, 07:01 PM
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Has Blue Blood
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Brisbane
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**stands up **
Hi, I'm Brett , and I'm a Cleveland owner . The last time I drove it was to get here ! ** sits down again **
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13-09-2006, 08:04 PM
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13-09-2006, 08:23 PM
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Location: Sydney
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i love mr allan he is my friend he tells me i need to upgrade to premium sound so he is in color
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Long Live the Rugerspeed Primer Destroyer! Only those that attempt the absurd achieve the impossible. Serviced and maintained by Mascot Auto Repairs
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14-09-2006, 12:22 AM
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torque is your friend
Join Date: Jan 2005
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It's not the BA that's heavy, Alan's just been eating junk food.
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14-09-2006, 12:27 AM
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Nitrous Junkie
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Brisbane
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 That is gold at its finest, Very nice work.*sighs* and returns to the ED with several cans of degreaser.
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14-09-2006, 01:47 AM
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XF 393 3v CHI heads
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Perth
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Did someone say new cleveland??? carby fed!?!?! drrrroooollll!!!
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XF Falcon, 393 Clevo. 11.01@123mph "RAZNREVNU" |
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14-09-2006, 01:49 AM
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XF 393 3v CHI heads
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Perth
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oh and today i brought 3 wife beaters!!! they are cool!
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XF Falcon, 393 Clevo. 11.01@123mph "RAZNREVNU" |
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14-09-2006, 07:46 AM
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DJR TM#54
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: on my p.c now with internet! ok i'll still use works internet too.
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Very good. Top laugh. Good effort.
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When traveling to V8 Supercar rounds, i book through KYLEE MOLE Travel agents, She Goes, She Goes, She Goes & I just went. Now Zetec Powered. 1.6lt of madness. But the XR8 still remains 
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14-09-2006, 09:13 AM
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Beaver fever
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: In the lunatic asslyum
Posts: 587
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Hey sour need one about a kia... since I do not own the wagon anymore??
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14-09-2006, 10:27 AM
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Grunt Files
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Rockhampton QLD
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bloody awsome more the better what about utes that arnt farm utes??
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14-09-2006, 10:58 AM
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I love AU XR8s
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Gold Coast QLD
Posts: 1,382
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Yeah a 'styleside ute' syndrome.
I currently suffer from 3, AU, Ute, Tickford....uh oh cant solve the Ute problem, im female and not going to start 'batting for the other team'. I used to think the AU was ugly, but then Tickford did put a bodykit and nice wheels on the Pursuit 250 and then the ute looked at me and told me it wasnt ugly, and if i kissed it, one day it would turn into a handsome prince....still waiting. Sourbastard, one day you will have a cult following, make sure you milk them for every cent they have! LOL
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Want more info on our club? fpvxrqldinfo@gmail.com or see our Club Section My Garage: AU II XR8 Sedan "Lil T" Hyundai i30 SR yeah baby! |
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14-09-2006, 11:09 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Canberra
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Still sticking with the 4cyl syndrome.. but now have ATB (Addicted to Boost) syndrome
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14-09-2006, 02:01 PM
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It's Clobberin' Time!
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: SEQ
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P!ss funny and just like when you read your Stars for the day, contains a kind of eerie truth.....
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Owner/Driver of: 2009 Velvet FG G6E Former Fords: 2003 Blood Orange BA XR8 1993 Winter White XG S Ute |
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24-04-2007, 12:31 AM
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OCD keeps me busy...
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Melbourne
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Sides are aching, can't see for the tears streaming down my face - bloody hilarious.
Thanks for the reality check sourbastard... |
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24-04-2007, 02:47 AM
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What's green is gold
![[Tonko]'s Avatar](image.php?s=40732fac912174238e6adb2f6789d1b5&u=14157&dateline=1232530551)
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Shepparton
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Ahh, i remember reading this the first time, still so funny, when are you running for PM sour?
Its so true!
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24-04-2007, 11:42 AM
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"FEED IT"
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Morayfield...
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Classic, well done..
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24-04-2007, 11:58 AM
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Location: Adelaide SA
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someone doing some thread mining? lol
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24-04-2007, 12:33 PM
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XR & FPV Owner
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: On the Dark Side of The Moon
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I had not seen this before....
I need to lay down now..... Well done SB... even if it was written 2 years ago, it still rings true today. D
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24-04-2007, 02:07 PM
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I love AU XR8s
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Gold Coast QLD
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24-04-2007, 08:50 PM
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King of the Fairy's.
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: CeeeeeTown.
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I wish I wasnt in a hurry and had a chance to read it all, but mate!! Bloody fantastic!! Funny as ****!!
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24-04-2007, 09:08 PM
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building the xe...
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: western sydney - home of the mullet
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never seen that before...
have to give credit where its due... well done... have to say being a clevo owner some of it rings true, even cardigans lol... also being an ex e series owner, i wont take offence to any of it good stuff
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24-04-2007, 09:13 PM
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I.B.S is a pain in d'***
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Central Coast NSW
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"You believe that eventually Cardigans will come back into style, once Ford "Wakes Up!" and start producing brand new Carbie fed Clevelands for the BC Falcon"
No us Clevo owners are only waiting for the return of KB beer and lolly gobble bliss bombs.
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24-04-2007, 10:12 PM
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The Origional, The Best
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Darwin, NT
Posts: 709
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Yes!!! this is absolute gold. all new members should be made to read this instead of the terms and conditions of membership!!!!
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Current Mods 2.5" Red Back Exhaust | C2R Grill | Brumby Front Bar & Driving Lights | 18" Optic Blacks | Tickford Intake | Blue Momo Shifter Knob & Wheel | BA Scuff Plates with Ford Metal Inserts Future Mods Lowerage on KingSprings Lows | Engine...Period | Sounds System I Use And Recommend F1 Tyres And Wheels On The Gold Coast Proud Supporter of Beat The Heat (NT)
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24-04-2007, 10:13 PM
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1999 Ford Fairmont Ghia
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: NSW
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awesome man and so true!
I have a mate who has a toyota corolla and thinks hes a drift king and always tells me horsepower isnt everything yet still wont race my fairmont.................... I also have a mate with a modded HZ Kingswood wif 202 holley n extractors n 3 on the tree yet cant even pull enough horsepower to slip traction and beat ANY car. The best though is my mate who drives his mums kia shuma around town n races other ******* in excels etc. I love Australia!!! Gotta laugh at the Knobjockeys! Have a good 1 every1 im heading to the pub *** i luv public holidays!!!!! Last edited by Falcon Coupe; 24-04-2007 at 10:20 PM. Reason: Language |
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25-04-2007, 10:40 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2005
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nice one, the best one is the 4cyl set, fantastic, and oh so true!
One thing you forgot to add to the Delusional Traits is : "besides, owning anything with more than four cylinder's is only for compensation of your manhood". :
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25-04-2007, 02:43 PM
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Bugger! 1390mm too long!!
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Adelaide
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Haha! I love the Ute owners one!
I know so many people like that!!
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29-01-2009, 04:45 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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I just found this in another thread, never seen it before had to bump it its too damn funny!
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29-01-2009, 05:05 PM
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Ich bin ein auslander
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Loving the Endorphine Machine
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First time I have seen it too. That is awesome laughed so hard I almost wet myself.
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29-01-2009, 05:54 PM
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Wait? What?
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Tassie
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ahaha Yeah me too.
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29-01-2009, 06:02 PM
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Regular Member
Join Date: Dec 2008
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I definitley used to be a ute owner
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