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Old 24-08-2017, 08:18 PM   #1
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Default I went to the supermarket.

Excuse me mate, where do I find the milk you have on special.
Milk?
Yeah, cow's milk, in a bottle.
Oh, I don't think we sell that.
Yeah you do, it's on special, you have it advertised.
Oh, I'll go and ask my Manager
What do you want?
Milk
No, we don't have that.
But its on your website.
No, I don't think we ever had any milk.
Here, look at my phone, I'll show you.
Oh, that milk. I'll have to hand you over to my colleague who looks after that section.
What do you want?
Milk
No, we don't have that.
But its on your website, Here, look at my phone, I'll show you.
Oh, that milk. I'll go look for it.
Comes back 10 minutes later with a Cow...
Just ignore all the mud, we haven't finished processing it yet, how much deposit do you want to give us?
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Old 24-08-2017, 08:41 PM   #2
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Default Re: I went to the supermarket.

Drugs are bad m'kayyyy
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Old 24-08-2017, 08:42 PM   #3
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Default Re: I went to the supermarket.

you walked into a BWS half cut again??
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