|
|
|
|
|
|
Welcome to the Australian Ford Forums forum. You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and inserts advertising. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members, respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features without post based advertising banners. Registration is simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us. Please Note: All new registrations go through a manual approval queue to keep spammers out. This is checked twice each day so there will be a delay before your registration is activated. |
|
|||||||
| The Bar For non Automotive Related Chat |
 |
|
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
06-01-2005, 08:53 PM
|
#1 | ||
|
Regular Member
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 81
|
COLLINGWOOD GIRLS..
Two young Port Power girls walk into a David Jones store, walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Shazza sprays it on her wrist and smells it: "That's quite nice, innit, don't ya fink, Cheryl?" "Yeah, what's it called?" "Viens a moi." "VIENS A MOI, what the f*ck does that mean?" At this stage the assistant offers some help. "Viens a moi, ladies, is French for "come to me". Shazza takes another sniff and offers her arm to Cheryl, saying, "That doesn't smell like come to me, does that smell like come to you, Cheryl?"
__________________
 Every day above ground is a good day.  Still Drinking & Driving, But Not At The Same Time
|
||
|
|
|
06-01-2005, 09:06 PM
|
#4 | ||
|
THCC Motorsport member 1
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: the ghetto....no im being serious!
Posts: 1,139
|
lol you know the funny thing bro????
most port fans are like that bwhahahahahahahahaha  :  : nuthing but drinking and fighting hehehehehehe
__________________
Southcyde Designs<------click here  : Member of the MTAS Founder of TTM (team twink motorsport) Founder of the AFFDDPS (Australian Ford Forums Drink Driving Punishment Squad) |
||
|
|
|
|
06-01-2005, 10:03 PM
|
#5 | ||
|
Bring back the Phase
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Portland, Vic
Posts: 884
|
 : nice one
Last edited by Franky; 06-01-2005 at 10:04 PM. |
||
|
|
|
|
07-01-2005, 02:35 AM
|
#6 | ||
|
GT4.
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 4,218
|
cool
laughing righ tnow |
||
|
|
|
|
07-01-2005, 03:32 AM
|
#7 | ||
|
V8 Ghia & BF2 XR6 + Wagon
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Adelaide
Posts: 1,569
|
Haha, dumb wenches. Their names are perfect to.
|
||
|
|
|
1 more
Linear Mode
