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05-12-2005, 09:07 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Townsville, NQ
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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning
against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ****ed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question". 
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05-12-2005, 09:16 PM
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Has Blue Blood
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Brisbane
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YESSS!!!! good one !
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Real cars dont wear bowties I'm not arrogent , Just superior
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05-12-2005, 09:18 PM
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Lucifer's Angel
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Sydney
Posts: 5,282
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Old, but still funny!!!
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05-12-2005, 11:09 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: QLD
Posts: 4,446
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So the earth did'nt move??????
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FORD RULES OK The more I know ppl the more I love my DOGS. 2011 SY Territory Limited Edition TS 2000 AUII SE ute IL6 |
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05-12-2005, 11:22 PM
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Saving Water Filthy again
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: somewhere between sedate and hectic
Posts: 500
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That is so deep
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Blood Orange BA FPV GT-P. Again, now I am complete |
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06-12-2005, 12:04 PM
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Just slidin'
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Brisvegas
Posts: 7,791
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Had to read it twice. Now I get it.
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06-12-2005, 06:30 PM
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striped
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Sydney
Posts: 656
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*warning*
*spoiler* the chicken came first? |
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A simple chicken joke
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