How many chicks on AFF?

[bindi]

Out of the AFF dating thread comes a question. How many chicky babes are ON this site?

How many are partnered, how many are single, how many WANT to be partnered or single? :

And cos we like cars, does that make us freaks in the world of women?

Just curious...

[LTDHO]

Not enough chicks!! :P

[dansedgli]

Pics?!!







haha sorry, I couldnt help myself.

[Laminge]

So

as a mainly male dominated forums, how do we turn this trend around and appeal to the females?

[RED_EL_XR8]

Originally Posted by Laminge

So

as a mainly male dominated forums, how do we turn this trend around and appeal to the females?

CAREFULL !!! this can be the beginning of a very slippery slope, 1st its a couple of threads on dating and interior colours.
Next thing you know the Forum is in pink, the furniture has all been moved, and your life is being organised for you!! Don't say you were not warned! LOL
:hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

[blue fairy]

Another girl over here.
I am engaged to be married to blueraven.

Originally Posted by RED_EL_XR8

CAREFULL !!!1st its a couple of threads on dating and interior colours.
Next thing you know the Forum is in pink, the furniture has all been moved, and your life is being organised for you!!

Damn you figured us out! :Up_to_som But I really do think pink is a terrible colour for a Ford Forum!

[TS50]

Originally Posted by blue fairy

Another girl over here.
I am engaged to be married to blueraven.

That is if you can find the keys to the house
jes sayin

[Casper]

Originally Posted by RED_EL_XR8

CAREFULL !!! this can be the beginning of a very slippery slope, 1st its a couple of threads on dating and interior colours.
Next thing you know the Forum is in pink, the furniture has all been moved, and your life is being organised for you!! Don't say you were not warned! LOL
:hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

[LuvinmyEB]

Originally Posted by Laminge

So

as a mainly male dominated forums, how do we turn this trend around and appeal to the females?

Stop being sexist b@stards! J/K!!!

I haven't had a problem with any of the guys on this forum. I think if you just give it time, they'll turn up. Cars are a male dominated area, such as computers (I.T. area mainly) and medicine.

I'll admit I was wary of joining a car forum, but it's the first place I come to now when I log on.

To quote Waynes World, "If you build it, they will come."

[Sourbastard]

Originally Posted by Laminge

So

as a mainly male dominated forums, how do we turn this trend around and appeal to the females?

After long and careful observations at meeting places such as KFC "Westside", Hindley Street and Motorsport events, I have come to the following conclusions on how to attract women to this forum, using the same obviously successful techniques I have witnessed day to day.

First, women are attracted to chrome, such as shiney mags and wings on Nissans. The forums requires more chrome.

Second, women seem to require to be told that they are desired and needed, the male species seem mostly to do this by, planting the right foot onto the accelerator of afore mentioned Nissan, and bellowing, "Show us ya t*ts!", and then leaving the area as quickly as possible in a cloud of smoke. We obviously need to meet these needs with google ads regarding acceleration and nudity.

Thirdly, women seem to adore men who are intoxicated, as at most motorsport events, you are hard pressed to find a man who isnt intoxicated, leading a wife in uggboots and an ac/dc tshirt and 13 children all screaming at the top of their lungs, obviously his charm is magnetic**. I suggest we all drink more before we post to simulate this attractive environment, to help us share our feelings more openly, and maybe a few more threads titled "Why I require to see your t*ts" and "Ofcourse I love you now roll over." would help us reflect our emotions and help us seem a more attractive place to post then other forums.

These few helpful tips will help us attract more maintstream females into our world of fast cars, road worthiness inspections and speeding tickets.

Yours faithfully
Doctor Phelonius Bastard, Phd, OOA, DCM, DILLIGAF

** NB: This may only work for Holden Fans.

[DivHunter]

Originally Posted by sourbastard

First, women are attracted to chrome, such as shiney mags and wings on Nissans. The forums requires more chrome.

Second, women seem to require to be told that they are desired and needed, the male species seem mostly to do this by, planting the right foot onto the accelerator of afore mentioned Nissan, and bellowing, "Show us ya t*ts!", and then leaving the area as quickly as possible in a cloud of smoke. We obviously need to meet these needs with google ads regarding acceleration and nudity.

Thirdly, women seem to adore men who are intoxicated, as at most motorsport events, you are hard pressed to find a man who isnt intoxicated, leading a wife in uggboots and an ac/dc tshirt and 13 children all screaming at the top of their lungs, obviously his charm is magnetic**. I suggest we all drink more before we post to simulate this attractive environment, to help us share our feelings more openly, and maybe a few more threads titled "Why I require to see your t*ts" and "Ofcourse I love you now roll over." would help us reflect our emotions and help us seem a more attractive place to post then other forums.

Chrome, tits and alcohol by God I think he's onto something there :

[LuvinmyEB]

*raises hand* another female here.

Already engaged, and if liking cars makes me a freak well then does it make me a triple freak because I have 3 of them?

:lookedat:

[Ea4spd]

Originally Posted by LuvinmyEB

*raises hand* another female here.

Already engaged, and if liking cars makes me a freak well then does it make me a triple freak because I have 3 of them?

:lookedat:

not at all my friend, im a chick and have 3 cars too not that they are all reg tho, does it make me a freak that im a mechanic too.

[XRQTR]

Originally Posted by Ea4spd

not at all my friend, im a chick and have 3 cars too not that they are all reg tho, does it make me a freak that im a mechanic too.

Not at all, just means you're more suited to wifely duties, now you can add vehicle maintanance to your list.

1.cooks
2.cleans
3.mows lawns
4.does oil/tyre changes

: :hihi: :

But don't think that you get to road test after you service, after all you are still a chik. _2:

p.s. welcome aboard the fun ship it:

[Melz]

Originally Posted by XRQTR

Not at all, just means you're more suited to wifely duties, now you can add vehicle maintanance to your list.

1.cooks
2.cleans
3.mows lawns
4.does oil/tyre changes

: :hihi: :

But don't think that you get to road test after you service, after all you are still a chik. _2:

p.s. welcome aboard the fun ship it:

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[XRQTR]

Originally Posted by Melz

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[XRchic]

Originally Posted by Ea4spd

not at all my friend, im a chick and have 3 cars too not that they are all reg tho, does it make me a freak that im a mechanic too.

How cool!!!! Tell us more!

Welcome to the forums, by the way!

[MYVYSS]

Sorry to say but I thought all people who drove fords were girls......*flame suit now in place*

[RED_EL_XR8]

Originally Posted by MYVYSS

..... but I thought .......

I see the error in your arguement right there. Don't ever attempt to do a job, unless your armed with the tools and equipment to do the job adequately! : :thebirds:

Originally Posted by MYVYSS

Sorry to say but I thought all people who drove fords were girls......*flame suit now in place*

Yes, my Fiance does drive the car :thebirds:

but under stressfull supervision : :Up_to_som

must admit the tyres last longer when she drives :Reverend:

[boss-290]

Originally Posted by MYVYSS

Sorry to say but I thought all people who drove fords were girls......*flame suit now in place*

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Yeah but I thought Holden drivers (especially HSV drivers) were queer.

Hence HSV - Homo Sexual Vehicle! : :

[max^power]

Originally Posted by boss-290

Yeah but I thought Holden drivers (especially HSV drivers) were queer.
Hence HSV - Homo Sexual Vehicle! : :

hahaha gold!:

[Mechan1k]

Originally Posted by boss-290

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Yeah but I thought Holden drivers (especially HSV drivers) were queer.

Hence HSV - Homo Sexual Vehicle! : :

Hahahahaa... that's funny 5h1t

[tickford2001]

oh dear this thread has gone all over the place very quickly! bloody funny though :

[Donut Queen]

Well I'm a chick. I'm partnered, to Mr Donut King. Which makes a total of 0 single girls so far on this thread lol. As to attracting chicks, I like sourbastards ideas but I also wanted to add that looking pathetic at all times can evoke much sympathy from women. (Not pathetic in the 'sex instructor t-shirt' way either!) Good luck guys

[LuvinmyEB]

Originally Posted by Donut Queen

Well I'm a chick. I'm partnered, to Mr Donut King. Which makes a total of 0 single girls so far on this thread lol. As to attracting chicks, I like sourbastards ideas but I also wanted to add that looking pathetic at all times can evoke much sympathy from women. (Not pathetic in the 'sex instructor t-shirt' way either!) Good luck guys

I have to agree with this, although another great way to attract women, is to have really messy hair at all times, a three day growth, the blue bonds singlet, with gut hanging out obviousy (the more gut the better), must have plumbers crack happening. VB in one hand and the winnie blues tucked into the singlet. Unfinished tatts on both arms with the names of ex girlfriends underneath them.

Hell I know I wouldn't be able to hold myself back. phwoaaaaar... :

[Discovery]

Originally Posted by Donut Queen

I also wanted to add that looking pathetic at all times can evoke much sympathy from women. (Not pathetic in the 'sex instructor t-shirt' way either!)

Hey DK.. that isn't an insult is it!?!?

(is that what he tried on you DQ?)

[Donut King]

Originally Posted by Discovery

Hey DK.. that isn't an insult is it!?!?

(is that what he tried on you DQ?)

well looking pathetic certainly worked for me, so perhaps it can work for others too ;)

[Sourbastard]

Originally Posted by Donut King

well looking pathetic certainly worked for me, so perhaps it can work for others too ;)

So how is your pog collection DK? :P

[Kelz]

im a new member on here.. Im a chick and Im single... thats my input!


Kelz