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Old 11-12-2009, 11:06 AM   #31
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^^ WTF is that and why is it gracing my computer screen LMFAO....

as stated above if i didnt know better i thought it was a topgear project.
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I forgot to say where I found it. It's called "The Czech Limo" and it's on www.uniquecarsandparts.com.au/funny_photos.htm
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Old 11-12-2009, 01:32 PM   #33
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Old 11-12-2009, 03:01 PM   #34
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Very funny, love it, keep them coming!
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Old 11-12-2009, 03:07 PM   #35
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The Czech limo is a Skoda.
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Old 11-12-2009, 03:28 PM   #37
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One of my 'Rice' workmates sent me this one.


And the V8 owner reply...
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Now the best we can hope for is to unfriend them on facebook then SMS their commanders with !!!1!!!!!!11!1!! and then finally plank a tank.......
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Here are some TopGear related Fails



















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Old 11-12-2009, 03:33 PM   #39
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Dont agree with the skyline one but the rest are all pretty good
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Might be getting off topic but here's another car related pic

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Old 11-12-2009, 05:25 PM   #45
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hahaah hahah ahhahah

I didn't even imagine that there were this many Fails / Car related funnies....

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now those are words to live by....

Keep em coming fellas!!!!
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those are all lol worthy. thanks for the funny photos everyone
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oh man I need to lie down I hurt now the audi/bmw/subaru/bentley banter is so win it is painful!
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Old 11-12-2009, 06:35 PM   #51
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i was looking at that top motorbike pic thinking, wtf is wrong with that photo? then i scrolled down haha
top work guys this is great after work on a friday!
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Were the older model HSV's too powerful for what they can handle?

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Anyone remember the lemon ad, cant remember it exaclty but it went like this, car mag called (I think it was the EA falcon) the car a lemon, and then ford came back with a ad saying "being a lemon isnt a bitter experience at all" I cant exactly remember how it all went but it was genious advetising.
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Found it, it was the XD falcon, when wheels mag put on the front cover of one of there issues "Lemon on Wheels" about the XD falcon, in the next issue of wheels, ford ran an ad with a picture with the names of all the car models which missed out on car of the year written on lemons with the line: "there are times when being a lemon is not a bitter experience at all".
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Caloundra City Auto..... Epic fail from their service department every time I take the car for a service.
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Still in stiches, that Temptation pic is awesome. And so very true

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Epic fail for going back there 'everytime'
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Old 11-12-2009, 09:31 PM   #57
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I will second this
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Found it, it was the XD falcon, when wheels mag put on the front cover of one of there issues "Lemon on Wheels" about the XD falcon, in the next issue of wheels, ford ran an ad with a picture with the names of all the car models which missed out on car of the year written on lemons with the line: "there are times when being a lemon is not a bitter experience at all".
scan the pics. NOW!!!!!!
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Makes me want to 'do up' a car like this - every piece of 'cardboard rice' in the book - and enter it in a show 'n shine...
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