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Old 27-06-2011, 06:16 PM   #31
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I loved the one when his regular doctor was away & an Indian doctor was replacing him.

Bulpit: Who are you???

Doctor: Im an exchange doctor from India

Bulpit: What did they exchange you for, a tractor!!!
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Old 27-06-2011, 07:39 PM   #32
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St. Joseph's institute for the chronically catholic. what would that be these days?
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Old 27-06-2011, 08:09 PM   #33
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Absolutely classic show. Well worth the time you spend watching it.

They should put repeats of QUALITY shows like this on tv instead of mind numbing spirit crushing IQ dropping reality garbage. That way I might turn my TV on a little more.

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Old 27-06-2011, 08:50 PM   #34
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STREWTH RIKSTA!
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Old 27-06-2011, 08:56 PM   #35
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I thought it was about time for a change, wasn't sure what to until I saw this thread!!!
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Old 27-06-2011, 09:24 PM   #36
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I loved the one when his regular doctor was away & an Indian doctor was replacing him.

Bulpit: Who are you???

Doctor: Im an exchange doctor from India

Bulpit: What did they exchange you for, a tractor!!!
Tears I tell ya, tears rolling down my cheeks


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"Oh look out.. one of the poofs has thrown a tizz and kicked the ball into the crowd"
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Old 27-06-2011, 09:41 PM   #37
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"Oh look out.. one of the poofs has thrown a tizz and kicked the ball into the crowd"
Haahahahahahahhahaa ......thats my favorite
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Old 27-06-2011, 09:44 PM   #38
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Haahahahahahahhahaa ......thats my favorite
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Old 27-06-2011, 09:44 PM   #39
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Old 27-06-2011, 09:54 PM   #40
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You're not taking the VN, I just welded the diff!

You're not taking the VN, I just de-treaded the stockies!
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Old 27-06-2011, 11:49 PM   #41
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you can get all the episodes on DVD

http://www.jbhifionline.com.au/suppo...try&source=all

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Old 27-06-2011, 11:50 PM   #42
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& also remember the series "Bullpitt" when ted moves to a nursing home
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Old 28-06-2011, 02:45 AM   #43
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Tears I tell ya, tears rolling down my cheeks


Bullpit on VFL:
"Oh look out.. one of the poofs has thrown a tizz and kicked the ball into the crowd"
And something about wearing their little sisters shorts.
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Old 28-06-2011, 08:18 AM   #44
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The kingswood!? Your not taking the kingswood, I just put new air in the tyres...!

One of the most politically incorrect shows on aussie tv... and as a "bloody wog" it was very entertaining!
I think aussie tv in the 70s and 80s was a lot more entertaining then it it now.
Back when TV was funny and what was said was for laughs and not taken offence too. Unlike today.
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Old 28-06-2011, 09:59 AM   #45
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Bloody Wog
Neville the Concrete Aboriginal
Catholics
Nuns

topics that are just as funny today but somehow 'we're not allowed to talk about them'
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Old 28-06-2011, 06:58 PM   #46
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Your not taking the kingswood! I just polished the muffler clamp nuts!
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Old 28-06-2011, 07:35 PM   #47
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I have a habit when talking to my eldests son....

Don't Dad me boy, I'm your father

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Your not taking the Kingswood I just polished the dipstick.

You grotty little Datsun dealer.

Bloody wog

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When I was a boy..
Oh god here we go again..
Too bloody right here we go again, when I was a boy we were so poor we couldnt afford shoes, we had to walk 500 miles to school and back..
When our feet wore out we had to take turns piggybacking each other..

Howdy howdie everybody, here comes the party... Yes its me, Bobby Bullpit. Dont swoon, Im human..
Oh, Its Bob..
SHUT UP BOB..
And its Mearle..

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Is it still possible to buy the statues today? Still see the rare one in suburbia..
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Crikey , political correctness has gone mad lol , just did a quick google and y-tube search and only came up with this

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Is it still possible to buy the statues today? Still see the rare one in suburbia..
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Oh lordie I had forgotten about Nev!

Isnt it amazing how in one generation we basically lost our aussie sence of humour to being PC ?
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The episodes with his brother Bobby used to crack me up as well,

Bobby Bullpit "Bobby Bullpit, don't swoon I"m human"

Merle "If you're human why do you drag your bum across the lawn"

Cracker of a show!
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The XR6 ? You're not taking the XR6 .. I just vacuumed the exhaust pipe !!!
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"Attila the Nun"
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"Attila the Nun"
"Mick Midgets" (also known as spotty little Damiens)
"Bloody woman!"
"Blow 'em all up!"
"Watch it mate!
"No wonder the country's in a mess"
"When I was a boy... " [insert long-winded, far-fetched story] Always responded to with "Yeah, yeah sure Ted/Dad."
"Hate, hate, vomit!"
"Strike me Catholic!"
Ah yeah I remember one that went something like 'hate hate, Beeper the owl'.
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What would Bruno be driving today?? No Wog chariots (Purple Valiants) made any more..?? Anyone??
A Holden or Ford like they drove back then.
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A Holden or Ford like they drove back then.
Thats easy. A Lancer!!!! but with cats eyes, big spoiler and 42 10" diameter exhaust tips

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A Holden or Ford like they drove back then.
Bruno had a Purple bloody Valiant.

"The only thing that would make me happier, is if that Wog son-in-law of mine turned into rust, and ate his Valiant".
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