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26-06-2011, 11:22 PM
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Remember back when Ted came out with the classic saying "The kingswood!! Your not taking the kingswood. I just Mr. Sheened the brake pedal"
I have forgotten the best of them but was thinking about how they would convert over to todays terms. "The hyundai!! Your not taking the hyundai. I just clay-barred the inside of the CAI" What others exclamations would Ted be proud of today?
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Merging lanes- Cos its "rare sense". Used to be common, but not anymore Cleaning wheelie bins- Cats are good too. Fill to about 20cm with water, add soap and cat. Hold lid firmly closed for two minutes. Be sure to stand well clear when releasing cat. All Whirlpool gold. |
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26-06-2011, 11:34 PM
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FG GT 5.4 w/ additions!
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LOL, Pickle me grandmother!
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26-06-2011, 11:39 PM
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I just silvoed the muffler
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BA-FG parts for sale. http://fordforums.com.au/showthread.php?t=11411117 http://s1092.photobucket.com/user/my...?sort=3&page=1 The XR re-erection in the works http://www.fordforums.com.au/showthread.php?t=11386452 |
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26-06-2011, 11:42 PM
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Awesome
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A Ted Bullpit saying for 2011...
I just Mother'd the hubcaps? 
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26-06-2011, 11:51 PM
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The Ghia!!! Your not taking the Ghia. I just updated the Integrated Sat Nav.
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Merging lanes- Cos its "rare sense". Used to be common, but not anymore Cleaning wheelie bins- Cats are good too. Fill to about 20cm with water, add soap and cat. Hold lid firmly closed for two minutes. Be sure to stand well clear when releasing cat. All Whirlpool gold. |
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27-06-2011, 06:04 PM
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27-05-2019, 09:24 PM
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26-06-2011, 11:50 PM
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I've just shampood the towbar.
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igodabigblackshinycar and I relented and allowed a BMW into the garage. 
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26-06-2011, 11:58 PM
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FG GT 5.4 w/ additions!
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The VE??? You're not taking the VE - I just boot polished the bridgestones!
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27-06-2011, 12:04 AM
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yes i know it's home brew, but you still gotta leave your money on the fridge wog!!
someone should blow harold srubie up..
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27-06-2011, 12:06 AM
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Cobblers!
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A Volkswagen? That's a two story Victa. Bloody Stupid Germans forgot to put the blades on it. And almost forgot to put the engines in them. Had to shove them in the boot as they shoved 'em out the factory door.
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27-06-2011, 12:15 AM
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Solution Was Boost 4?, 6 & 8
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Leave your money on the fridge
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27-06-2011, 12:21 AM
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Non-Automotive Related!!!!! Well cover me in HRT caps and throw me to the bogans
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Merging lanes- Cos its "rare sense". Used to be common, but not anymore Cleaning wheelie bins- Cats are good too. Fill to about 20cm with water, add soap and cat. Hold lid firmly closed for two minutes. Be sure to stand well clear when releasing cat. All Whirlpool gold. |
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27-06-2011, 06:31 PM
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"i,ve just shampooed the mud flaps!!" "i,ve just polished the dip stick!!" |
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27-06-2011, 01:52 AM
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Tickford 220kw Windsor...
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What would Bruno be driving today?? No Wog chariots (Purple Valiants) made any more..?? Anyone??
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27-06-2011, 02:41 AM
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let it burn
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27-06-2011, 12:52 PM
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27-06-2011, 05:16 PM
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let it burn
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27-06-2011, 06:53 AM
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27-06-2011, 07:56 AM
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"that's why nuns drive toranas" was in response to something, cant remember.
Did he ever put Fords down like the Valiant, Datsun or VW? |
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27-06-2011, 09:57 AM
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The I30!!! Your not taking the I30. I just greased the hinges on the 60/40 rear-fold seats.
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Merging lanes- Cos its "rare sense". Used to be common, but not anymore Cleaning wheelie bins- Cats are good too. Fill to about 20cm with water, add soap and cat. Hold lid firmly closed for two minutes. Be sure to stand well clear when releasing cat. All Whirlpool gold. |
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27-06-2011, 12:15 PM
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Not the prius, I just microfibred the batteries.
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BA-FG parts for sale. http://fordforums.com.au/showthread.php?t=11411117 http://s1092.photobucket.com/user/my...?sort=3&page=1 The XR re-erection in the works http://www.fordforums.com.au/showthread.php?t=11386452 |
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27-05-2019, 09:39 PM
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Parts box pilot
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27-05-2019, 10:49 PM
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Pickle me grandmother, what a thread mine!
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29-06-2011, 10:35 PM
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29-06-2011, 11:07 PM
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Cobblers!
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"The only thing that would make me happier, is if that Wog son-in-law of mine turned into rust, and ate his Valiant".
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Ego BFII Ghia Titanium Silver E53 X5 4.4i Gunmetal EF XR6. Now retired from active duty. Roses are red. Violets are blue. OS X rocks. Homage to you. |
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Merging lanes- Cos its "rare sense". Used to be common, but not anymore Cleaning wheelie bins- Cats are good too. Fill to about 20cm with water, add soap and cat. Hold lid firmly closed for two minutes. Be sure to stand well clear when releasing cat. All Whirlpool gold. |
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Better paint `nevile` white , To be p/c these days
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