Put some jokes here (non dirty)

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This joke was told to my mother by a elderly women,

2 old Lady's are standing outside of bingo. Betty and dot.
Betty and dot are having a smoke and dot says to Betty, It's going to rain Betty and wet my smoke i just lit up. So with that Betty pulls out a condom from her bag and sticks her smoke in it and keeps smoking, Dot looks in shock and says whats that for Betty? She says they keep water from getting out so my smoke will be dry on the walk home, Oh great idea says Dot.
So the next day when dot is out walking the clouds come over and it's starting to rain, She thinks theres a chemist I'll pop in there, So up to the counter she goes and asks for a pack of condoms, The chemist asks her what size would you like? Dot say big enough to fit a camel love!:P