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Old 16-04-2014, 12:05 AM   #61
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Come on TS50. You know you want one.
Can I trade your TS50 in on it, I cold see Mrs Elks parking it your garage
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Old 16-04-2014, 12:10 AM   #62
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Can you imagine a Collingwood stick figure family in the window? It has a shopping centre car park option that locks on the front brake while the accelerator goes to the floor.
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Old 16-04-2014, 12:12 AM   #63
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are you sure? Collingwood supporters have either no money, or are like Eddie, with bucketloads
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Old 16-04-2014, 12:14 AM   #64
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Buy now, pay later is the mantra!
or steal now, do time later?
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Old 16-04-2014, 12:24 AM   #65
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They couldn't have picked a better team to support provided their reputation. Same goes for Ford and Geelong
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Old 16-04-2014, 12:25 AM   #66
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Ford have had 3 chances to do Premiership Edition Falcons since 2007...
I wish they would have done that in 2007. They could have made 119 of them.
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Old 16-04-2014, 12:49 AM   #67
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Comes with a free pair of Moccasins and the Sat Nav has all the bottle shop locations pre-programmed.
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Old 16-04-2014, 12:53 AM   #68
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So many people in denial, every AFL football team has similar supporters, and ford owners are no different to holden owners
I think it is fair to say AFL supporters who don't barrack for Collingwood will unite with all other team supporters to dislike Collingwood and it's supporters.
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Old 16-04-2014, 12:16 PM   #69
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yep you're probably right, jealousy will do that
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Old 16-04-2014, 12:39 PM   #70
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"The Collingwoodore comes standard with a pre-smashed front drivers window and you can upgrade to a Buckley's exhaust for extra colling-wasps"


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Old 16-04-2014, 01:06 PM   #71
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Who is the finance through, centrelink?

$20 a fortnight from your dole payment and it's all yours by the time you get your pension.

They still couldn't afford to put petrol in it though.
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Old 16-04-2014, 02:27 PM   #72
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They still couldn't afford to put petrol in it though.
This special edition comes with free "siphon pack"
Having no teeth makes for extra suction when used for more Litres/per second and quicker getaway.......
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Old 16-04-2014, 02:41 PM   #73
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When you pick it up from the Dealer, do you get to drive it out through a Banner onto the road?
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Old 16-04-2014, 03:29 PM   #74
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Wont sell well in QLD.
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Old 16-04-2014, 09:31 PM   #75
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I bet will see a lot of them back in dealer yards for warranty claims around September, with problems like being stuck in reverse and a unexplained misfires.
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Old 16-04-2014, 10:28 PM   #76
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They should have incorporated the Winnie Blue logo into the badge. Complete the picture.

Seriously though. I would rather go to the dentist with no anesthetic than buy a Commy.
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Old 16-04-2014, 11:02 PM   #77
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what, all these posts and no mullet jokes....for shammmmmme
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Old 17-04-2014, 12:47 AM   #78
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Hi. So its Collingwood ore nothing. needs another "d" to make it a Collingwood-dore but then it starts to sound like a girl I knew and she was a girl from Collingwood. Cheers MD
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Old 17-04-2014, 08:35 AM   #79
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Could we see the Mick malthouse tune option......the older it gets the crankier it becomes..
He used to live a couple of blocks away from us and you soon learnt on a Monday morning not to even bother attempting a smile at him has he walked past....hate the way he treats younger reporters.

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Old 17-04-2014, 09:01 AM   #80
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Actually Malthouse cracks me up, most reporters deserve whats coming. They dont exactly hold back dishing it out.

This is a fitting way for the Commodore to be remembered.
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Old 17-04-2014, 09:15 AM   #81
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Isnt Collingwood the largest sporting club (ie most members) in the World or something?
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man u, or arsenal...

souths would be for Australia..


Souths!? Sorry fact check!

Collingwood has more supporters than most rugby clubs combined.

GO PIES!!

GO Collingwoodore..... No even I reckon it's funny!
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Old 17-04-2014, 09:26 AM   #82
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A free joffa for the parcel shelf or you can up grade to bucks and ed
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Old 17-04-2014, 10:34 AM   #83
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Someone bring me a bucket. I'm about to vomit.
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There's a Joffa doll?
What have we become
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Old 17-04-2014, 11:38 AM   #85
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For the millions of people that don't follow 'Cross Country Basketball'....

What's a Joffa ?
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For the millions of people that don't follow 'Cross Country Basketball'....

What's a Joffa ?
Man in Collingwood cheer squad with very few teeth who became famous for wearing a gold jacket and gold had when Collingwood won. Feel free to correct me if im wrong.
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A lot more to Joffa than most think

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joffa_Corfe

does anyone know the leaders of the other cheers squads?


Most wouldn't unless they were part of it just another thing to show how well known the Collingwood thing goes
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...hits 100 kph. Gets the wobbles.
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Eddie's a smart man
How much would have Holden paid to have the colllingwood logo / naming rights etc
Hang as much crap on it as you like but one thing I'm noticing is that Holden isn't going quietly

It will be interesting to see how much marketing Ford is going to put into their new model ....Ford Marketing now that's an oxymoron
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looks like Ford's marketing has retreated with it's tail between it's leg while Holden is going out fighting
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