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Old 20-02-2006, 06:16 AM   #571
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worms help decompose the body and coffin
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Old 20-02-2006, 09:02 AM   #572
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He really is dead, he was buried a few years back... you will need to dig him up and revive him somehow or is the thread finished?
Can we just say his spirit is at unrest and he roams the streets as a:
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Old 20-02-2006, 11:52 AM   #573
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sounds fair to me :
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Old 20-02-2006, 11:54 AM   #574
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ghostbasters own ur pesky reper
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Old 20-02-2006, 12:24 PM   #575
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sounds fair to me :
I will sit on your other leg snap :
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Old 20-02-2006, 12:40 PM   #576
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lol i think i can beat that :

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Old 20-02-2006, 01:16 PM   #577
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Jet power beats that
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Old 20-02-2006, 01:19 PM   #578
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hahahahaha i wont need to move that fast but that could be fun :
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Old 20-02-2006, 04:32 PM   #579
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which would be more fun?
riding the wheel chair or riding the model?

i know what i'd choose. : :evil3: : : : : : :hihi: :sm_drool:
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Old 20-02-2006, 04:47 PM   #580
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one of these and that jet wheelchair will come a cropper.

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Old 20-02-2006, 05:53 PM   #581
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Roadworks beats potholes
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Old 20-02-2006, 06:03 PM   #582
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this usually takes care of council workers for the rest of the arvo.

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Old 20-02-2006, 10:39 PM   #583
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Council workers go and have smoko, potholes still remain

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Old 20-02-2006, 10:48 PM   #584
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foreman tells them to all go home... knock off time...
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Old 20-02-2006, 10:53 PM   #585
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Underpaid workers dangle site foreman off 25th story for ransom...

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Old 20-02-2006, 10:54 PM   #586
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EDIT: Massive img and got beaten!

Wakey wakey, rise and shine.. fixin' up potholes time!
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Old 20-02-2006, 10:56 PM   #587
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should break his fall... lol
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Old 20-02-2006, 11:03 PM   #588
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Old 20-02-2006, 11:16 PM   #589
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dont let him in in the first place... what he doesnt know cant hurt him lol...
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Old 20-02-2006, 11:25 PM   #590
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The old classic sends rusty chain back to meet its maker
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Old 20-02-2006, 11:32 PM   #591
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Construction worker uses saw incorrectly damaging the saw and his manhood
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Old 20-02-2006, 11:57 PM   #592
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throw this from the left hand side of that photo... impale them all on one sper, no use wasting more than one on them...
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Old 21-02-2006, 12:05 AM   #593
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Old 21-02-2006, 12:22 AM   #594
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kebab shop shuts down due to robbery...
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Old 21-02-2006, 06:24 AM   #595
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robber no more
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Old 21-02-2006, 09:04 AM   #596
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Old 21-02-2006, 09:25 AM   #597
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Old 21-02-2006, 09:52 AM   #598
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fork you and youre spoon.

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Old 21-02-2006, 04:13 PM   #599
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He watched too much prison break...top show tho
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Old 21-02-2006, 07:08 PM   #600
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Alcatraz, prevents prison break.
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