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Old 16-02-2006, 04:57 PM   #511
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hang on a minute. how does some shrill female activist beat my elite riot squad huh?

She is the chef Commissioners wife
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Old 16-02-2006, 04:58 PM   #512
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ahhhhh, tough but fair.
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Old 16-02-2006, 04:58 PM   #513
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Old 16-02-2006, 04:59 PM   #514
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and also,



take that self defence girl.

EDIT: beaten, but i spose it could work on those blokes as well. might need more than 2 though.
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Old 16-02-2006, 05:00 PM   #515
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Old 16-02-2006, 05:48 PM   #516
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security camera will catch you feeding either of them rohypnol
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Old 16-02-2006, 06:29 PM   #517
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Hoods spray paint the lens of the camera :dr_Evil:
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Old 16-02-2006, 06:38 PM   #518
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This guys watching the hoods paint the camera, hoods defeated !!
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Old 16-02-2006, 09:34 PM   #519
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cute cousins distract redneck.

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Old 16-02-2006, 11:01 PM   #520
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albums dont like fire
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Old 16-02-2006, 11:33 PM   #521
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fireman sam beats fire
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Old 17-02-2006, 12:17 AM   #522
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tire Blow out stops fireman sam from getting there
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Old 17-02-2006, 12:23 AM   #523
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race tape beats anything...
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Old 17-02-2006, 12:44 AM   #524
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Nothing will stick there now
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Old 17-02-2006, 12:50 AM   #525
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puts a hole in your bottle... safely of course... ohs remember...
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Old 17-02-2006, 01:08 AM   #526
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A pimps sewing machine pwns a safety pin being used to hold fabric together
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Old 17-02-2006, 01:10 AM   #527
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ill be taking that SHINY sewing machine thanx
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Old 17-02-2006, 01:19 AM   #528
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beats snowmen hands down...
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Old 17-02-2006, 01:22 AM   #529
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here just put u out
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Old 17-02-2006, 09:24 AM   #530
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hope this works...

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Old 17-02-2006, 09:32 AM   #531
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birds die from bird flu
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Old 17-02-2006, 09:35 AM   #532
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bird flu takes out flock

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Old 17-02-2006, 09:56 AM   #533
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sorry vaccine cures bird flu
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Old 17-02-2006, 04:57 PM   #534
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Old 17-02-2006, 05:12 PM   #535
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Old 17-02-2006, 05:18 PM   #536
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I salavage your ship

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Old 17-02-2006, 06:09 PM   #537
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Huge Tsunami Wave Crashes And Sinks Your Rescue
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Old 17-02-2006, 08:17 PM   #538
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i stop tsunami with a counteracting big wave

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Old 17-02-2006, 08:28 PM   #539
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mexican wave is heaps better.
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Old 17-02-2006, 08:30 PM   #540
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