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30-11-2014, 12:55 AM | #1 | |||
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Glad to see you post something, tried to contact when I saw all the damage in your area but phone was off etc. Cheers Vincenzo
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30-11-2014, 01:00 AM | #2 | ||
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I hate facebook it's full of @#$$%#%&&$*^*$^%^^@#@!^& people.
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30-11-2014, 03:44 AM | #3 | ||
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I should say facebook seems to bring out all the wingers, constantly winging about cats roaming, noisy motorbikes, oh workers starting too early waking people up, people dobbing on other people.
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30-11-2014, 09:21 AM | #5 | ||
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Have you considered....................
she might not have been facebooking these dear lonely people might indeed be having a quiet 'play' in their crotch area, and for some that takes a lot of concentration and for others trying hard to find their 'thing'
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30-11-2014, 11:44 AM | #6 | ||
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dumb asses who cant read road signs
we have a small country school near us it drops from 100 kmh down to 80 near the school then in front of the school there is a 60kmh sign and underneath this 60kmh sign it says "between 8AM-9AM AND 3-4PM SCHOOLDAYS" so im cruising to the local shop and of course dumbass non locals see 60 and panic, slowing down to around 55 its an 80 zone, its 10.30 am on a friggin saturday so you end up creeping up their *** because youre doing the correct speed limit of 80 they give you the finger wave in the mirror and all the usual **** you pull up at the end of hte road they are turn right you are turning left windows are down you get the filthy look and the usual dribble about tailgating so i ask 'whats the speed limit past the school?' 60 ******** whats with the tailgating ********?..well listening here ****head maybe you should read the road signs (promptly explained the sign) oh i didnt see that yeah thats right, youre abusing me when its you thats not able to read basic roadsigns properly. you just saw 60 and thats was it, you didnt READ what it said underneath no apology no thanks .....nothimg happens at least once a week
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30-11-2014, 12:19 PM | #7 | ||
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man it really sucks when you get Eyedrops mixed up with the small Tinderm bottle ,it hurts and it must not be good for the eyes
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30-11-2014, 03:05 PM | #8 | |||
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Reminds me of yesterday morning. My wife gets out the suncreen for our boy while he's out there in the sun playing cricket. She offers it to another lady and her kids. Few minutes later she queries what brand the sunscreen is. Its Cancer Council screen 50+ This lady says Well I'lll be making sure to stay away from that one. I've just rubbed my eyes and they are stinging, must have been that sunscreen. Maybe don't put the stuff in your eyes?! |
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30-11-2014, 03:20 PM | #9 | |||
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tag on a barbecue at Bunnings yesterday...... "caution surface may be hot"!!!!!
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30-11-2014, 04:59 PM | #10 | |||
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As I was the contact for our company, I would get an email update whenever anyone enquired about an MSDS or hazard response for any of our products - good, bad or indifferent. Once such email noted that a person had put drops of cyanoacrylate adhesive (basically super glue) in his eye, mistaking the bottle for the eye-drops, as he kept both in the fridge. I bet he never made that mistake again. BTW - he made a full recovery, after visiting hospital, and having small chunks of glue removed over the following days. |
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30-11-2014, 01:21 PM | #11 | |||
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100km/h road, goes to 60 during school hours, except we've got it figured out, LED 60km/h sign comes on and flashes during school hours, problem solved |
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30-11-2014, 12:44 PM | #12 | ||
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I could never stand the suspense of the "hanging drop" dangling from the eye bottle, waiting for it to fall into my eye.
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30-11-2014, 01:04 PM | #13 | ||
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Muppets that yell abuse if you don't want to drag from every set of lights or yell abuse if you beat them from a set of lights. On paper your too fast too furious turbo import will wipe the floor with my 9 year old territory. Heres a hint, learn how to drive a manual, if your in 5th gear by 55, its go no where left to go! Think I will avoid driving in the city during the silly season.
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30-11-2014, 04:17 PM | #14 | ||
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Don't you hate it when you cook the tea for the family , you have given the pan you cooked the snags in a liberal spray with the no name cooking spray in the yellow can .............. a bit later after tea you wander out to the kitchen to grab a cold one, then you notice the yellow can of ironing spray next to the cooking spray........ don't you hate that ???
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01-12-2014, 07:50 AM | #15 | |||
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(Shoulda gone to specsavers eh?)
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01-12-2014, 03:24 PM | #16 | ||
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04-12-2014, 12:20 AM | #17 | ||
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Went into my mums bathroom to wash my hands.
A couple squirts of handwash from the bottle, under the water, rub rub....man this stuff is greasy...mmm Mentioned it to mum...mmm....I'd used moisturizer!!! |
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04-12-2014, 12:31 AM | #18 | ||
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Had a small cut on my hand and went to cabinet to get disinfectant. Ended up pouring vinegar over it by mistake - what a sting!
Cheers Vincenzo
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04-12-2014, 12:36 AM | #19 | ||
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SO.....MY NEXT BRIGHT IDEA...
Thinks to myself, I should go to the local tip shop (resource recovery centre) & find something I can buy cheap & flip it to the local 2'nd hand shop. You know, & make a few bucks. Gets there, looks around the yard, finds an intact 25cc ROK arborist chainsaw..... it looks near new & IT RUNS!!!!! I walk back into the building & who's being served at the counter & says g'day to me.....the bloke who owns the second hand shop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FYI, the chainsaw's now for sale on Gumtree Tas. LOL (see vid link below pics for demo) http://vid1334.photobucket.com/album...pstzr1yhvg.mp4 |
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30-11-2014, 06:59 PM | #20 | ||
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Posted this on Coles facebook page
G'day Coles, i noticed Chorizo on special last night at Coles Manuka. I thought to myself, "yew beauty my Fiancé can whip up a frittata, and then i can have some leftovers for work, that will raise moral". You could imagine my excitement when i got home, "babe i got a bargain from Coles and you get to cook dinner tonight". I grabbed a beer from the fridge and plonked myself on the deck overlooking Lake Burly Griffin, moral was high, the birds were chirping the baby signets were floundering around enjoying the sunshine, and i was having Frittata for dinner. You could imagine my disappointment when my Fiancé called me into the kitchen. Unfortunately for me they resembled dried up pieces of dog faeces, instead of wet, they should look like wet dog faeces. So now i get to have vegetarian frittata for dinner instead of the meaty chorizo goodness i was so looking forward to. Thanks for nothing Coles |
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30-11-2014, 08:06 PM | #21 | |||
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Their fruit tastes like nothing, its probably been picked green, sprayed with some crap, and been in the fridge since like 1992 or something and thats the good stuff. The regular stuff comes with extra flavouring, which is green and hairy looking and wins you a free weekend stay at Sunshine's premier accomodation the Sunshine Hospital and you get to sample their fine cusine at no extra cost. Last edited by Franco Cozzo; 30-11-2014 at 08:11 PM. |
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01-12-2014, 09:39 AM | #22 | |||
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cheers, Maka
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06-12-2014, 11:33 AM | #23 | ||
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those little spoony things on the bottom of drinking straws supplied with a drink that you get from Hungry Jacks or Macdonalds......takes me ages to chew or rip them off.
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09-12-2014, 06:54 PM | #24 | ||
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Hooking my 2nd pair of glasses over my collar when not being used only to retrieve them and yank out a few hairs from my chest that got jammed in the hinge. Hate it!
Happens on a daily basis! Surprised I don't have a little bald patch there :-)
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09-12-2014, 07:18 PM | #25 | |||
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Cheers Vincenzo
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Cheers!
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I grow my own clothing.... not my fault mum married a Neanderthal!
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11-12-2014, 01:54 PM | #28 | ||
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when the wireless mouse stops working because the batteries are apparently flat
ive been taking out said batteries and putting them back in for a month now and its still going i kinda hate that
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11-12-2014, 09:19 PM | #29 | ||
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People who fill the Kettle all the way up to the top just to make one cup of coffee.
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What about people at work who never reply to email. Infuriates me, especially when you know they are sitting in front of a computer with their inbox open in front of them....
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