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Old 07-06-2005, 12:22 AM   #1
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Men!!!! There's a moral here ...... other than some men are luckier than others!!

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had
been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There
was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger
sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and
she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to
her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man
for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms
in your car
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Old 07-06-2005, 12:46 AM   #2
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heard it a few times before, and i would have failed that test...
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Old 07-06-2005, 12:57 AM   #3
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Thats a ****er.
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Old 07-06-2005, 01:36 AM   #4
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cant comment never been in that situation as my wife is much much prettier than her sister . still i think a family that does that would shit me greatly . that would be equivelant to filming her father having a toss.
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Old 07-06-2005, 01:43 AM   #5
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LMAO thats gold ;)
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Old 07-06-2005, 09:27 AM   #6
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heard it a few times before, and i would have failed that test...

I never saw it posted anywhere
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Old 07-06-2005, 09:36 AM   #7
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LMFAO!!!!!
hahahaha
never heard that before, that is very very good! :
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Old 07-06-2005, 09:47 AM   #8
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Heard it before but it still makes me laugh after not reading it for a long time!
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Old 07-06-2005, 10:03 AM   #9
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Man what a ****er, thats funny as
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Old 07-06-2005, 11:31 AM   #10
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Man, what a ****er. I better keep that in mind for the future.
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