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My old man did it years ago.
The local knob used to kick the letter box off every Saturday night with his mates so the old boy built a letter box out of 3/8 boiler plate and fitted the remains of the old timber letter box around it.
Next Saturday night comes and we heard the scream from where he kicked it while going past on his dirt bike , broke his ankle and foot and dropped the bike. The the old man dealt with him as well.
The guys mate rings the local cops as Dad gave him a flogging (he was serious trouble and things had been happening for about 12 months) , cops rock up and were happy that the extra injuries were from him falling off his bike (broken jaw , 3 broken ribs) and off to hospital he is taken.
Then they charged him with 3 counts of malicious damage from the other letter boxes he had done that night once he is out of hospital.