Take it one night to a pub or a bar, and then have a really over the top breakup on it. "What do you mean b*#ch! No, go to hell, Im breaking up with you!" Then smash the phone into the ground. The looks on everyone's faces is priceless. Once in a while you will even have someone buy you a round!
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"So I said ... lol ... get this, I said your girlfriend looks like a koala!"  :
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