IMPO'TANT MESSAGE: (has to be spoken in southern US of A accent!)
Dr to Ranch Master: "Colonel, I've checked all your slaves, and they're all fine, except for Rastus - He's impotent!"
(Ranch Master calls Rastus in) "Rastus, I've called you in here because you're impotent!"
(Rastus races out, then comes back 5 mins later, dressed in a 3-piece suit)
Ranch Master: "What on earth are you doing?"
Rastus: "Well, Boss, if you think I am impo'tant, I might as well look impo'tant".
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