[Lugh]

The last time I went to KFC was in 2012. We were coming back late from out west heading into Brisbane, it was dinnertime and I was STARVING.
We pulled into a roadhouse and being dinnertime there were decent queues, so I picked the shortest one that happened to be KFC.
Standing in line I was reading the menu trying to see what would be a decent size feed and I saw the TOWER BURGER. Yeah, that looks like it should do the job!
I was wrong.
So very wrong.
Out comes this pathetic little deflated bun that would have fit on a beer coaster with room to spare, and it was barely thicker than one too.
I have never been so disappointed with what a product claims to be vs what was in front of me in my life.
The one-bite-burger and chips was just enough to stop me actually eating my own foot, but unless my plate is weighed down by something the likes of the Road Train burger at Nindigully, words like TOWER, and JAW-DROPPING are just filthy, dirty, hunger-tantrum-inducing lies.