[Cav]

I had to go to the local mall today and my wife didn't remind me to take a bag.

I only had to get a couple of things but managed to get a free Woolies placky bag. The one with the water melon on it made in China.

It seems there are a lot of people upset about the ban.

As I said to one bloke - the bag ban threatens my masculinity.

I now have to go to the shops carrying a bag just like a sheila.