Cav's Ute - Page 19

Citroënbender · 07-03-2022, 11:47 AM

I misread the sign as “Brake someone happy”.

There’s a fraction to much friction.

**aussiblue** · 07-03-2022, 11:53 AM

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So much better than this.....

You need sharpen up your photoshop skills and get the proportions right for Cav's superimposed head;...................................... I am sure it's much, much bigger than that.

**Burnout** · 07-03-2022, 11:59 AM

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You need sharpen up your photoshop skills and get the proportions right for Cav's superimposed head;...................................... I am sure it's much, much bigger than that.

Lucky for me, I didnt make that mess. Had I made it, the head would have been much larger, to reflex the owners opinion of himself.

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**Cav** · 03-04-2022, 11:40 AM

**aussiblue** · 03-04-2022, 11:42 AM

Pic taken just before the sewer pipe overhead burst open?

Never park in those seniors only spots myself; too many door and shopping trolley scrapers in that demographic including the aged cake eaters that have to open their doors all the way to get in and out.

**aussiblue** · 03-04-2022, 12:31 PM

I'm sure they put the senior's parking under those forever leaking sewer pipes on purpose. They probably figure our olfactory system is so stuffed we won't notice the smell.

**DJM83** · 03-04-2022, 02:25 PM

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Could fit a human in that rear wheel gap.
Drivers side probably better cause cakes?

**Cav** · 03-04-2022, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by aussiblue

I'm sure they put the senior's parking under those forever leaking sewer pipes on purpose. They probably figure our olfactory system is so stuffed we won't notice the smell.

What smell?

Crazy Dazz · 03-04-2022, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Linz

Wot's a "resignator"

It's a Toyota part.

For those who have given up on life

**Cav** · 03-04-2022, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Crazy Dazz

It's a Toyota part.

For those who have given up on life

That's right.

You wouldn't understand unless every day when you go downtown Yap-Hoon all the chicks keep hitting you.

It wears you down sometimes.

You wouldn't understand Crazy Dazz.

Luckily I have my medication to fall back on.

Franco Cozzo · 03-04-2022, 11:18 PM

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How do they even enforce that

**aussiblue** · 04-04-2022, 12:09 PM

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How do they even enforce that

It's self enforcing; only the oldies with their defunct olfactory systems can stand the smell of the overhead sewer pipes.

marty351 · 05-04-2022, 10:20 AM

It's not what's overhead that worries me...

Crazy Dazz · 06-04-2022, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Cav

You wouldn't understand unless every day when you go downtown Yap-Hoon all the chicks keep hitting you.

It wears you down sometimes.

You wouldn't understand Crazy Dazz.

Luckily I have my medication to fall back on.

Do ya reckon it's the new ute, or the new shirt, that helps you pull with the blue-rinse set?
Or is it just hanging around the bakery at mark-down time?

**Cav** · 06-04-2022, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Crazy Dazz

Do ya reckon it's the new ute, or the new shirt, that helps you pull with the blue-rinse set?
Or is it just hanging around the bakery at mark-down time?

It's my smashing good looks, you poor dumb ugly man.

**Cav** · 09-04-2022, 12:01 PM

Downtown Yap-Hoon has a two hour parking limit.

There are sensors in the road that alert council

But down on the beach at The Rocks Restaurant, where I just had brecky, you must pay for parking - $2 an hour.

This was brecky

This is Yap-Hoon's parking officer

**aussiblue** · 09-04-2022, 12:13 PM

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his was brecky

Is that coriander I see; are you going vegan Cav?

**Burnout** · 09-04-2022, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Cav

Downtown Yap-Hoon has a two hour parking limit.

There are sensors in the road that alert council

But down on the beach at The Rocks Restaurant, where I just had brecky, you must pay for parking - $2 an hour.

This was brecky

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This is Yap-Hoon's parking officer

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Another Easts supporter.
What a roort!

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**Cav** · 09-04-2022, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by aussiblue

Is that coriander I see; are you going vegan Cav?

Is that what the green stuff was?

BTW, the boss was working at the pay counter.

I asked her if she gave discounts to good lookin' blokes?

She said yes

And then charged me full price

**Cav** · 08-06-2022, 03:27 PM

The ute's life when not picking up good lookin' chicks...

Heading south to freezeville tomorrow

Citroënbender · 08-06-2022, 03:34 PM

Bit of a sticky situation there.

Actually, I think his tail gunner is underneath, buried with sticks and camo scrim.

Franco Cozzo · 08-06-2022, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Cav

The ute's life when not picking up good lookin' chicks...

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Heading south to freezeville tomorrow

Excellent idea - pretend to go to the tip but you drive down the street, all the **** flies out the back when you get around the corner, you save on tip fees and its not your problem anymore

.:4:. · 08-06-2022, 04:22 PM

Holy crap. A ute being used for ute purposes. Ive had 2 utes used for ute purposes, but utes for uteing these days are rare to see.

**DJM83** · 08-06-2022, 04:30 PM

Worlds load securing down job

**aussiblue** · 08-06-2022, 05:51 PM

But Cav I see you had to leave your green porta-urinal near the gate. That will create issues on the way to freezeville with your old man's bladder issue won' it?

**Cav** · 08-06-2022, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by aussiblue

But Cav I see you had to leave your green porta-urinal near the gate. That will create issues on the way to freezeville with your old man's bladder issue won' it?

It's there to make sure I don't forget it, you bastard!

**DJM83** · 08-06-2022, 06:05 PM

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Worlds WORST load securing down job

Worlds WORST posting job too

Make sure that loads not too heavy, the frenchy wont like it too much.

**aussiblue** · 08-06-2022, 06:07 PM

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It's there to make sure I don't forget it, you bastard!

At the moment my calcified prostrate and I are waiting to see a urologist and are full of empathy and ****.

**Cav** · 08-06-2022, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by DJM83

Worlds load securing down job

It's tied down so it's legal, dumbass!

**DJM83** · 08-06-2022, 06:48 PM

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It's tied down so it's legal, dumbass!

https://www.qld.gov.au/transport/veh...ransport-loads

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Garden refuse
Garden refuse can be light enough to blow off a ute or trailer during transport. Use a secured tarpaulin or netting to prevent light items blowing away and endangering other road users.

If the refuse is loaded higher than the sides of the ute or trailer, tie or strap it down to prevent it moving.

You blurring the lines there