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20-04-2005, 08:57 PM
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An Old Boss™©
 
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For a moment there, I thought I'd wandered into the E-Series forums on a "certain" other site
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20-04-2005, 09:00 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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"Yeah I was talking to dan(mate at school), and he asked me what he should do to his car, so I told him to get a bigger carby"
Me: " EA's aren't carby mate" "BULLSHIT LOOK they got that round airfilter case ******** duhhh" Me: " I give up" Another one, Mate: "I went for a drive in my EA, I punched it and as soon as it hit 60 the cams kicked in man! It went so hard after that!" Me: "yeah fully mad man, i'm walking this way now" I got heaps of dumbass mates at school, just wait till I remember some more! BTW Santo this is one QUALITY thread! :hihi:
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1988 EA S-Pack|MPI|LSD|AIT turbo manifold|Garrett GT3540|3" Exhaust turbo back|Cooler|Sports ryder shocks|Pedders lows|Resprayed|Microtech LT8s|60lb Injectors|Bosch 044 with surge tank|3000 RPM stall|Ported AU head|Turbo grind cam|Crow double valve springs|1.3mm MLS headgasket|C4 Conversion|Built bottom end|Custom plenum|10.6@125MPH Last edited by needfordspeed; 20-04-2005 at 09:03 PM. |
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20-04-2005, 09:05 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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On the bus full of people my mate said this:
"man what is a turbo exactly? is it a switch that you flick so you can go faster? Can I do it to my car?" He was talking loud as, so I quickly changed the subject just incase another car nut was on the bus:P
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1988 EA S-Pack|MPI|LSD|AIT turbo manifold|Garrett GT3540|3" Exhaust turbo back|Cooler|Sports ryder shocks|Pedders lows|Resprayed|Microtech LT8s|60lb Injectors|Bosch 044 with surge tank|3000 RPM stall|Ported AU head|Turbo grind cam|Crow double valve springs|1.3mm MLS headgasket|C4 Conversion|Built bottom end|Custom plenum|10.6@125MPH |
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20-04-2005, 09:10 PM
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likes falcon's
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i had a mate take on a beama on the freeway in a mazda, from an entry for a few k's, think hit 140 through fairly heavy traffic he was like f@rk man this guy wants a bit of a play, finally gets close enough and its a chik LOL
at titty bar once, walkin out, my mate goes oh f@rk wheres my wallet, HE LOST IT IN A LAP DANCE.... me and other mates were telling complete randoms our exciting story for the rest of the night and thinkin of telling it at his 21st lol
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20-04-2005, 09:13 PM
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likes falcon's
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at a party once
guy i dont know; "man ive done the sickest drifts in a front wheel drive car" me: "ummm wat happened to it??" guy i dont know; "oh i drifted it into a tree" oh man i was telling everyone and anyone for weeks i knew this guy with a honda integra type r, HE PUT NISMO stickers on it, me and my other mates are like um dude, why u got nissan stickers all over it?? week later they were gone
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20-04-2005, 09:15 PM
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20-04-2005, 09:16 PM
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20-04-2005, 09:18 PM
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own the road
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20-04-2005, 09:21 PM
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likes falcon's
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ye was the best had the biggest laugh, he like really got into it, i had to shutdown into sleep mode with eyes open as i couldnt leave we were sitting around
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20-04-2005, 09:21 PM
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 And the car would've done more with no probs (handled well imho) but my sister was screaming at me, clinging on for dear life lol. Surprising amount of speed in that baby (no, NOT my sister!).  e
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20-04-2005, 09:50 PM
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20-04-2005, 10:00 PM
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Back on the road
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Street Machine lost any and all credibility for me, when they kept referring to the engine in FOX-1 (from Running on Empty) as the "legendary" 440 six-pack hemi......****ers.
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20-04-2005, 10:33 PM
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20-04-2005, 10:37 PM
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The Guy You Love To Hate
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Hahaha love this thread.
Ive been training with this lebo dude who has the a cousin with a 9second VL and can get a brand new WRX for 5grand. "My mate's mate drove from Sunshine to Geelong in 7minutes doing 300kmh the whole way on a motorbike" "Have you been to the SthEastern drags? They block of the freeway and turn back cars and use it as a drag strip". (too much FnF...) "All teh asians go up to the dandy mountains and go drifting there every night, ive fully been there and we were drifting at 180kmh all the way down the mountain (through hairpin turns and blind corners). |
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21-04-2005, 12:01 AM
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likes falcon's
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hahahahah that 5grand rexie one is gold, heard it from an asian once, im like watever u go buy it and i will give u 10k for it...
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21-04-2005, 01:00 AM
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burn out king
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random bloke at my mates house. we just finished working my mates 351 xd ute and he came out of his house to have a look. he came running up and said " wow has that got a cam" my mate said yeah i hope so . the bloke looked a little puzzled.
also a kid at school " uncle" had a car with ford 350 chev in it with a 650 doubble pumper fuel injected and a top loader turbo 350 and a 9 inch ten bolt locker lsd |
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21-04-2005, 01:09 AM
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Bring back the Phase
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Me: ok then where is Perth? (Sose trivia)
Mate: not sure Me: top half or bottom half of Australia??? Mate: Around the toppish isn't it?  :Mate: Yeah we had a go of the pinball machine Mate's mum: what's a pinball machine?  Mates dad: just putting in a few pavers Mate's mum: oh is that what pavers are? No sh*t this family is wierd :hihi: Last edited by Franky; 21-04-2005 at 01:13 AM. |
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21-04-2005, 02:05 AM
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i like that one ^^^
Sounds like something outta Family guy. Top thread Santo. here's one ME: EA Falcons are awesome! |
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21-04-2005, 06:04 AM
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LPG > You
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
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This guy I knew when I was in Year 10 who thought he knew about cars but used to lie about everything told me his dad had a TF Cortina with a 351 Cleveland stroked to a 383 Chev, 4spd Top Loader manual, and made 980rwhp with 150 shot of nitrous and ran 9.4s for the 1/4 mile.. oh, and it had a $200,000 Ferrari leather-trimmed interior.
I went and saw it.. had a stock sounding Clevo.. could well be a stroker though, had an AUTO, a 30 shot of nitrous and the interior was tan vynil.. with a huge tear down the right side of the driver's seat. When I asked for a time slip.. he said he didn't have one because they got kicked off the track at Eastern Creek for not having a roll cage and running a 9  :
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21-04-2005, 08:15 AM
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Banned
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What happens if you don't stop at the end of the quarter mile?
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21-04-2005, 08:35 AM
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burn out king
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stop it im gunna cry this thread is a cracker
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21-04-2005, 09:17 AM
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The one and only
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This stuff is great.
I love people who think they know so much but actually know little.
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21-04-2005, 12:27 PM
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I had a car magazine back at school, and it had a done up WRX in it. Mate of mine points at one of the fan belts and says "oh look at that turbo belt"
He is now a mechanic. |
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21-04-2005, 01:15 PM
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Adapt or perish...
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There was a classic one my brother dropped last night, but I can't remember it. Damn German beer.
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21-04-2005, 05:47 PM
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My mate..
"I've got double overhead cams in my AU. My mate made some for me in his factory when we got bored and we chucked 'em in it fully goes hard" I'm not lying! Sundeep |
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21-04-2005, 05:55 PM
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PM me if you want
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21-04-2005, 06:00 PM
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Grinder+Welder = Race car
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21-04-2005, 06:01 PM
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: I didn't know someone could turn that shade of red.
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21-04-2005, 06:19 PM
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"if you spend 6k on a torrie, it'll easily handle better than a EVO VII"
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