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Old 13-02-2006, 01:16 AM   #301
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See those guys in front? Gunnery Sergeant Hartman will gouge out their eyeballs and skull ИИИИ them. Right after he unscrews their heads and ИИИИs down their necks.

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Old 13-02-2006, 01:17 AM   #302
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General beats Gunnery Sergeant. lol
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Old 13-02-2006, 01:23 AM   #303
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Old 13-02-2006, 01:23 AM   #304
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Old 13-02-2006, 01:26 AM   #305
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Old 13-02-2006, 01:28 AM   #306
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Old 13-02-2006, 01:29 AM   #307
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Old 13-02-2006, 01:30 AM   #308
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Dont make me repeat myself...Jack is the end of this thread Jack > All
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Old 13-02-2006, 01:32 AM   #309
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Old 13-02-2006, 01:33 AM   #310
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Too bad thats a scale model tank
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Old 13-02-2006, 01:34 AM   #311
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This will sort your tank out.
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Old 13-02-2006, 01:35 AM   #312
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that'll stop that plane quick smart

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Old 13-02-2006, 01:36 AM   #313
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and these guys will sort out your plane
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Old 13-02-2006, 01:48 AM   #315
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Try landing your Jet on my Carrier... Hot Shot... H marks the spot
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Old 13-02-2006, 01:50 AM   #316
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Old 13-02-2006, 01:52 AM   #317
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Old 13-02-2006, 01:53 AM   #318
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This would make quick work of that carrier. A nuke torpedo or two... blam... :P
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Old 13-02-2006, 02:01 AM   #320
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pops the floaties
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Old 13-02-2006, 02:04 AM   #322
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Old 13-02-2006, 02:13 AM   #324
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Old 13-02-2006, 02:14 AM   #325
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Hogan's knife pwns New York thugs.
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Old 13-02-2006, 02:41 AM   #328
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The right to bear arms (I'm sorry) beats knives.
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