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Old 29-06-2011, 11:12 PM   #61
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Hey Mearle sit on these and keep 'em cold for me will ya?
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Old 30-06-2011, 12:46 AM   #62
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Thats easy. A Lancer!!!! but with cats eyes, big spoiler and 42 10" diameter exhaust tips

Yes thats my wifes daily
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Old 30-06-2011, 11:53 PM   #63
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Ted Bullpit during a telephone call.....

"Hello, this is Ted Bullpit"...(pauses)..........
"no Bullpit"...........
"no BULLPIT".............
"BULLPIT"...........
"Yeah, they all say that"...
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Old 06-07-2011, 07:40 PM   #64
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What about his racing grey hounds? Gay Akubra and Repco Lad.
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Old 07-07-2011, 09:17 PM   #65
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this is possibly the best thing i've read/watched all month. thanks for bringing it up last nite rik
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Old 09-07-2011, 02:06 PM   #66
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this is possibly the best thing i've read/watched all month. thanks for bringing it up last nite rik
Haha you're welcome. It is definitely an epic show!
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Old 13-07-2011, 06:09 PM   #67
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When some one sat in his chair
Go on get get get get get
I love my chair

Or when he was out to get the 3 legged fox terrier next do to stop peeing on the kingswoods tyres (can not remember the dogs name)
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Old 13-07-2011, 06:16 PM   #68
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Ted Bullpit: "At least the phone's not on strike, its working its ring off"

Today's equivalent: "At least the websites not on strike, its working its HTML off!"
I think you are missing the clever pun.
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Old 13-07-2011, 07:27 PM   #69
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I think you are missing the clever pun.
Its working its date off?
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Old 14-07-2011, 03:23 PM   #70
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This thread has got me watching at least one episode most nights on You Tube. I loved the show when it was originally on but had forgotten how funny it is.

Lots of great comments put I really love how he refers to the kids at that school for the chronically catholic as "spotty (or grotty) little Damiens!"
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Bullpit would never need sat nav
Course not he has Statue Nev!
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Old 27-05-2019, 09:34 PM   #72
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What would Bruno be driving today?? No Wog chariots (Purple Valiants) made any more..?? Anyone??
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Old 27-05-2019, 09:39 PM   #73
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"that's why nuns drive toranas" was in response to something, cant remember.
ďYou donít drive a Kingswood, you make love to it. Thatís why nuns only drive Toranas,Ē Bullpitt once said.
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Old 28-05-2019, 02:01 PM   #75
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So How was your Day, Ted?
Bloody shambles of course,someone should blow [varies] up.

Shows like this are definitely not politically incorrect, they are deliberately making fun of Ted's discriminations, in the same way as on Love Thy Neighbour. Anyone who thinks these shows shouldnt be on air anymore is a snowflake.
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So How was your Day, Ted?
Bloody shambles of course,someone should blow [varies] up.

Shows like this are definitely not politically incorrect, they are deliberately making fun of Ted's discriminations, in the same way as on Love Thy Neighbour. Anyone who thinks these shows shouldnt be on air anymore is a snowflake.



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Old 31-05-2019, 08:09 PM   #77
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"Righto smarty pants wishbone legs" - maybe it was Greta he was talking to..
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Old 02-06-2019, 12:48 PM   #78
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Mario to Ted. I’m not a wog l was born in Australia.
Ted to Mario. Well where then.
Mario to Ted. Wagga Wagga.
Ted to Mario. See you are a wog.
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Mario to Ted. Iím not a wog l was born in Australia.
Ted to Mario. Well where then.
Mario to Ted. Wagga Wagga.
Ted to Mario. See you are a wog.
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Mario to Ted. Iím not a wog l was born in Australia.
Ted to Mario. Well where then.
Mario to Ted. Wagga Wagga.
Ted to Mario. See you are a wog.
Lex Marinos actually was born in Wagga Wagga.
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Ted called Mario the '****y little Fiat driver' that he was a 1) Olive muncher 2) Garlic gobbler.......Now imagine if they bought back 'Peter the Phantom Piuller'...........
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Now imagine if they bought back 'Peter the Phantom Piuller'...........
or the Naked Vicar? struth!
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Still use Leave your money on the fridge.
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When some one sat in his chair
Go on get get get get get
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Or when he was out to get the 3 legged fox terrier next do to stop peeing on the kingswoods tyres (can not remember the dogs name)

Jack ..... I think
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