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Old 26-06-2011, 11:22 PM   #1
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Default Ted Bullpitts Favorite Sayings

Remember back when Ted came out with the classic saying "The kingswood!! Your not taking the kingswood. I just Mr. Sheened the brake pedal"

I have forgotten the best of them but was thinking about how they would convert over to todays terms. "The hyundai!! Your not taking the hyundai. I just clay-barred the inside of the CAI"

What others exclamations would Ted be proud of today?
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Old 26-06-2011, 11:34 PM   #2
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LOL, Pickle me grandmother!
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I just silvoed the muffler
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Old 26-06-2011, 11:42 PM   #4
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A Ted Bullpit saying for 2011...

I just Mother'd the hubcaps?
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Old 26-06-2011, 11:50 PM   #5
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I've just shampood the towbar.
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Old 26-06-2011, 11:51 PM   #6
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The Ghia!!! Your not taking the Ghia. I just updated the Integrated Sat Nav.
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The VE??? You're not taking the VE - I just boot polished the bridgestones!
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Old 27-06-2011, 12:04 AM   #8
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yes i know it's home brew, but you still gotta leave your money on the fridge wog!!

someone should blow harold srubie up..
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A Volkswagen? That's a two story Victa. Bloody Stupid Germans forgot to put the blades on it. And almost forgot to put the engines in them. Had to shove them in the boot as they shoved 'em out the factory door.
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Old 27-06-2011, 12:15 AM   #10
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Old 27-06-2011, 12:21 AM   #11
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Non-Automotive Related!!!!! Well cover me in HRT caps and throw me to the bogans
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Old 27-06-2011, 01:52 AM   #12
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What would Bruno be driving today?? No Wog chariots (Purple Valiants) made any more..?? Anyone??
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What would Bruno be driving today?? No Wog chariots (Purple Valiants) made any more..?? Anyone??
I seem to remember he also had a Datsun 180B at some point.
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Old 27-06-2011, 02:54 AM   #14
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Better paint `nevile` white , To be p/c these days
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Old 27-06-2011, 05:26 AM   #15
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Ted Bullpit: "At least the phone's not on strike, its working its ring off"

Today's equivalent: "At least the websites not on strike, its working its HTML off!"
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Old 27-06-2011, 06:48 AM   #16
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The kingswood!? Your not taking the kingswood, I just put new air in the tyres...!

One of the most politically incorrect shows on aussie tv... and as a "bloody wog" it was very entertaining!
I think aussie tv in the 70s and 80s was a lot more entertaining then it it now.
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300c on 22's?
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Old 27-06-2011, 07:56 AM   #18
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"that's why nuns drive toranas" was in response to something, cant remember.

Did he ever put Fords down like the Valiant, Datsun or VW?
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Old 27-06-2011, 09:57 AM   #19
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The I30!!! Your not taking the I30. I just greased the hinges on the 60/40 rear-fold seats.
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Not the prius, I just microfibred the batteries.
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I seem to remember he also had a Datsun 180B at some point.
"Strike me catholic" that was thelma she got off Bob Bullpit ( no, thats Bullpit everyone makes that mistake ) "the grubby little datsun dealer" "sombody should blow datsuns up"

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Thats what I thought too, Thelma stacked and wrote off her Datsun, and brother Bobby sold them at a dodgy dealership.. Dont remember Bruno having one..
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Not the Kingswood, I just glad wrapped the number plates!
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"Strike me catholic" that was thelma she got off Bob Bullpit ( no, thats Bullpit everyone makes that mistake ) "the grubby little datsun dealer" "sombody should blow datsuns up"

"I win, you lose, and I'm the king of the castle"
Bloody mother of god, dont wrong me boy Im one of your parents, the big one. At least I remembered it wasnt Nevilles.

Theres a heap of them on youtube

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lol, monopoly money

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Pickle me grandmother....blah blah..can't remember the rest lol
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The Skyline!!! Your not taking the Skyline. I just colour-coded the centre console and tyre valve caps.
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