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Old 02-06-2017, 04:57 PM   #61
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I found a place which specialises in male waxing - $90 to do crack, sack and jack. Just need to get the courage to get it done.
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Old 02-06-2017, 08:47 PM   #62
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I found a place which specialises in male waxing - $90 to do crack, sack and jack. Just need to get the courage to get it done.
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I found a place which specialises in male waxing - $90 to do crack, sack and jack. Just need to get the courage to get it done.
Alcohol. Work out the optimum intake where you gain over confidence, possible higher pain tolerance and just enough so even if it did hurt you don't remember the next morning and wonder why the morning grog bog was so satisfying
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Ahh come on, be brave and get it waxed. I can't even tell you to stop being such a girl.. because even girls willingly go for regular waxes.
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Alcohol. Work out the optimum intake where you gain over confidence, possible higher pain tolerance and just enough so even if it did hurt you don't remember the next morning and wonder why the morning grog bog was so satisfying
That is exactly what I will do - bring a small flask of spirits with me.
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Old 03-06-2017, 09:21 AM   #66
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$90???

grab a $10 can of veet

put some veet on your meat
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$90???

grab a $10 can of veet

put some veet on your meat
It says for this product "Caution: Never allow contact with the perianal, genital or nipple areas, the head and the face including nose, ears and eye areas."
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I got some of that nads cream stuff in my bag but I'm yet to test it out, may have a shave downstairs first with the clippers then give it a crack!
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...who reads instructions.
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If you go with the waxing can you video it.
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if you go with the waxing can you video it.
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
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set timer on your phone and start having a scrape with 'supplied scraper' and flanno in shower

keep it away from helmet and all sweet

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Instructions are for pussies!
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Old 05-06-2017, 03:29 PM   #76
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Yes some men are full of hair where it is not needed.

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...uughh..


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JFC!...Forget waxing and the rest, you need Mulesing......
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JFC!...Forget waxing and the rest, you need Mulesing......
That picture is not me but I am almost as hairy as that.
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That picture is not me but I am almost as hairy as that.
Is your father a bear?
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That's Scary.

I hope you sort it out.

Should we start a collection ?
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I hope you sort it out.

Should we start a collection ?

My rusty, crusty, double blade razor is up for adoption.
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Tired of having to use half a roll of toilet paper to clean up every time I take a dump.
Got a dog? Maybe he would lick it clean.

This would have to be the sickest thread I've seen on here.
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Got a dog? Maybe he would lick it clean.

This would have to be the sickest thread I've seen on here.
No it isn't. There was a thread many years ago on here where an AFF member had a pilonidal cyst and added graphic pictures. Thankfully that thread has been closed and deleted.
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If that was my butt, I'd be ripping the hair out by hand and using large tweezers to remove the bush strand by strand.
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I know it won't tickle but still want to try.

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Is that the Steve Carol scene from the 50 year old virgin movie ?

Does anyone experience minimal to no pain while ripping out unwanted bodily hair ?
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Is that the Steve Carol scene from the 40 year old virgin movie ?

Does anyone experience minimal to no pain while ripping out unwanted bodily hair ?
Yes it is.

If I pull out only one hair from inside my nose it brings tears to my eyes. So having the hair ripped from my groin is going to hurt. I'll know soon.
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