Man From Snowy river LS1 Style

MYVYSS · 07-02-2005, 05:33 PM

Borrowed from another forum...but I must say a Great READ...

Now the guys they had a meeting,
the word had got about,
the LS ones were on the move
and "It's Maccas, and your shout".

The 8s were rumbling in the car-park
and the drivers milled all about
all jostling for position, ...a cruise about to start.

Then the man from Forum Central
he gives a stern command...
"Remember guys, no racing,"....
and the cars they all move out.

Now the crowd at evening Maccas...
they're all gobsmacked...tongues hangin' out
they've never seen such raw power
and the kids..they start to shout..

"Smoke 'em up.." they cry,
as the beasts rumble eagerly out...
they're all tweaked Gen 3's and eager,
they feel the looming bout.

Of course it doesn't take too long
before Voodoo smokes 'bargies' bags,
can't help himself, our Stewie,
and the 'barge has seen some drags...

He lights 'em up, the crowd's amazed,
and snakes off down the street,
the kids, you can tell, that they're quite dazed
- they think it's really neat...

The restless mob, line up in pairs,
at the first red that they encounter,
and a hapless 'Rex, poor silly bugga,
he accepts the hopeless dares.....

The lights go green, the heat haze sheen,
they're off 'midst clouds of smoke,
and 'Rexie baby, his hands all shaky,
is left for dead...oh what a joke!

And so the mob, the snarling mob,
consumes all that comes before it,
Rexs, GTs, FPVs,... 6Ts and the odd Typhoon,
then quietly, respectably, slips quietly off...
and snores gently utill noon.

And so the moral of this tale,
before you get soundly done,
Check the badge on the car next to you carefully,
it could be an LS One!!

FordFan86 · 07-02-2005, 06:47 PM

interesting read, now im just waiting for someone to modify it to suit AFF
"And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
To be a piston and not to slap"

sry thats all i can come up with right now :\

FordFan86 · 07-02-2005, 07:02 PM

Here's something else i found for ya :P

RED_EL_XR8 · 07-02-2005, 07:03 PM

There was movement in the crankcase
For the word had passed around
That the oil from LS1 had Burnt away
It had passed the slapping pistons
And was nowhere to be found
While the dealer turned regret into dismay

It had joined the noisy oilers
As it made an evil sound
While the fix from GMH was still delayed

Ok theres a start.............

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philstoj · 07-02-2005, 07:27 PM

Lol, ive been to a few ls1 cruise nites and it all sounds too familiar

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07-02-2005, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by RED_EL_XR8

There was movement in the crankcase
For the word had passed around
That the oil from LS1 had Burnt away
It had passed the slapping pistons
And was nowhere to be found
While the dealer turned regret into dismay

It had joined the noisy oilers
As it made an evil sound
While the fix from GMH was still delayed

Ok theres a start.............

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Oh well, you know what they say when the only way people can support their own brand is to attack others.....
it means there is nothing to support about their own brand

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RED_EL_XR8 · 07-02-2005, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by devil cv8

Oh well, you know what they say when the only way people can support their own brand is to attack others.....
it means there is nothing to support about their own brand

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I'm getting in practice so I can do add work for Mitsubishi.

some people just dont appreciate art.

AlbertM · 08-02-2005, 09:09 AM

Way to-go ruining Australian folklore with american crap :P

Spaniard · 08-02-2005, 06:39 PM

FordFan86, I love that picture!

That is an absolute classic! Never seen that one before.