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Originally Posted by grandpa_spec_F6
My mrs had decided she was on al diet she HAD to go on, I cooker her healthy meals based on said diet and cooked my own meals that were full of awesome and amazing.
Night 1
Her: "that looks disgusting! "
Me: "your face..."
5 mins later
Her: "im hungry...." *eyeballs my plate*
Me: "ok you can try a little bit but you might no-"
Her: *NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM*
Night 2
Repeat
Night 3
Repeat
Night 4
Her: "OMG IM SOOOO FAT im going on a diet"
Me: "no, you're not"
Her: "you're just saying that because you're my husband"
Me: "and that makes it different how?
Her: "you have to say nice things"
*later that night*
Her: "to the falconmobile! Maccas icecream time baby!"
Me: "wtf?????????????????"
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Hahahahahahahahaha that plays out at my house on a weekly basis. I am doijg my best to eat normal but low fat, carb, calories and high in protein. My mrs will eat what I eat for breakfast, but then unless I make lunch she eats crap and dinner is no better.
Me: Are you not trying to lose weight?
Her: Yeah I am, I will start tomorrow
Me: You said that yesterday and the day before
Her: But I really mean it this time, I went to the gym and all
Me: I won't hold my breathe will I babe.
Rinse and repeat the very next day and everyday for that matter. I am guilty of doing it tonight but, I had takeaway and chose the one meal that has more kj in one meal than your allowed in a day. But difference is, I will be straight back to said diet tomorrow.