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Originally Posted by flappist
Sunday Mail next week:
Drug importing terrorist paedofile arrested because of a raid in Tweed Heads on last wednesday.
QLD Police special task force have raided a home in Tweed Heads after a tip off in last weeks Sunday Mail. A 23 year old man has been found with 500kg of heroin, 100 terabytes of child pornography and a special terrorist computer system designed to destroy the peoples protectors by reducing the rightful revenue of the Popular peoples democratic republic of QLD.
The head of the special task force, Superduperintendent Adolf Bligh was quoted "Enemies off ze state vill be dealt wiff, mine sister vill reign supreme for ze 1000 year reich und zeez drug dealing paedofile terrorists like Herr Manglesdorf vill all be shot"
The trial held last monday found the terrorist guilty and he was executed on tuesday. An invoice for the bullet used to shoot the terrorist as well as cleaning costs for the rifle has been sent to the family of the terrorist for them to pay when they are finally released from the special re-education camp in which they are being held.
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Thank god he moved to Tweed Heads - he used to live 3 doors down from me and the pill press used to run 24/7- bloody noisy. Our local internet was always slow and I wondered why the kids walked on the other side of the street. He was good for a loan though!