Two drunks are sitting in the pub when they look out the window and see a dog licking itself on the privates, one drunk turns to other and says (in a drunken sounding voice) " Geeez I wish I could do that " and the other drunk replied (same drunken voice) We'll if I were you I'd give him a pat first !!!
A grizzly bear and a rabbit are walking through the woods when the rabbit asks the bear if he could stop for a minute while he went for a crap. The rabbit moves to the side of the track and drops a pile of little dry rabbit droppings. They walk along a bit further and the bear asks the rabbit if he would stop while he went for a crap, when the bear had finished he said to the rabbit " Hey rabbit do you ever have trouble with $h!t sticking to your fur " the rabbit replied no. So the bear picked him up and wiped his ar$e with him.
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