[Citroënbender]

"Sniff the cap and pass it along".

They'll recoup their losses with an up-spec commemorative release called something like "Black Wednesday Blend" and append a fractional cent donation to the local firefighters' association.

I only use things like this in food, but it's a real shame to see a globally famous product going uncontrollably to waste.

Should be some good work for coopers in the short term.